Dear Jesus Christ, ‘ere what the hell ya doin’ Fuckin' with Theresa May? If times were bloody different I’d give ya proper marks But as it stands Theresa’s hands are tied to the oligarchs Stop wasting time by muckin’ with Theresa Change will never come that way. Just do yourself a favour lads and peek behind her curtain You will not find Theresa but may find who’s charge - for certain so… Don’t miss your target lads by blowing your whole load! No, don’t waste it on Theresa Who was never meant please ya, Stop fuckin’ with Theresa May (Instrumental) Don’t miss your target lads by blowing your whole load No, don’t waste it on Theresa Who was never meant please ya, Stop fuckin’ with Theresa May Dear Jesus Christ, ‘ere what the hell ya doin’ Fuckin' with Theresa May? If things were bloody different, hell, I’d help you for a start But as it stands all her demands flow straight from the oligarchs Don’t waste your life by muckin’ with Theresa Things will never change that way. Just do us all a favour lads n’ peep behind her alter. She’s jolly getting rogered by the bloody banks “To be fair” But don’t fault her Mrs. May is getting played so redirect your load. No, don’t blow it on Theresa “Well Alright, you can tease her, mate” But stop fuckin’ with Theresa May (Outro) “Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, in summation” Stop your muckin’. Lift every voice and sing ‘Bout how Polly Tischuns plays the mistress When Ollie Garque’s is the king So stop your fuckin’ With Theresa May

We’re coming to you Mavis With a simple little song If our government can’t sort it out It’s us must carry on Though the economy’s in a shit hole This land is still our home There will always be an England love If we help our very own Mavis luv, do ya ‘ave any openings? Mavis luv, do they need a seein’ to? What qualifies us to ask ya if you need a service? We’re out here on the sausage with Fuck-All to do Mavis, you’re our silver lining Through the dark clouds up above It’s Britain who is callin’ out It’s Britain needs ya luv See these Bankers Bloody Wankers They all got caught off side Now with some bollocks called austerity, we’re paying interest with our lives Mavis luv, do ya ‘ave any openings? Mavis luv, we can always plug a hole What qualifies us to ask ya if you need a service? We’re out here pickin’ lilies on the rock n’ roll Mavis luv, do ya need a good plasterin'? Mavis luv, we’ve got caulking for your crack What qualifies us to ask ya if you need a service? We’re on the fuckin’ sausage taking up the slack Dear Mavis are you listening? Saint Mavis Are ya listening? Is anybody listening? Does anybody care? Nick Clegg are ya listenin’? Ed Milliband ya listenin’? Dave Cameron ya listenin’? Is anybody there? (Whistles) David, David well, of course, it’s all beginning to sound a bit Mickey Mouse. He’s the only sort of character you could ever truly relate to so there we are. - And here we are. Do you wish to grow up David? It would make a lot of people awfully happy if you did. - You Do?! We’ll fuckin’ get on with it then n’ stop fannyin’ about! What are you bleedin’ like? Mavis luv, do ya ‘ave any openings? Mavis luv, we’d love to mind your gap What qualifies us to ask ya if you need a service? This country's gettin’ rogered by its own damn crap (Instrumental) Mavis luv, do ya ‘ave any openings? Mavis luv, we can always plug a hole What qualifies us to ask ya if you need a service? We’re out here pickin’ lilies on the rock n’ roll Mavis luv, do ya need a good plasterin'? Mavis luv, we’ve got caulking for your crack What qualifies us to ask ya if you need a service? We’re on the fuckin’ sausage taking up the slack Mavis luv, do ya ‘ave any openings? Mavis luv, we’d love to mind your gap What qualifies us to ask ya if you need a service? This country's gettin’ rogered by its own damn crap